WANNA TAKE A BLAZING RIDE DOWN A GRUELING HILL ON THIS PREMIUM SCOOTER?
NO STRINGS ATTACHED!!!
OFFER INCLUDES- TRIP TO THE ER, STITCHES, AND PUFFY EYE FOR 48 HRS.
NO EXPIRATION DATE! OFFER VALID TO ANY IDIOT WHO LOVES A GOOD PHONE CALL AND SCOOTER RIDE AT THE SAME TIME.
EASY TO DO AT A LOW PRICE OF $900 TO PROVIDENCE HOSP!
prices vary according to health insurance, co-pay, and payment plans provided.
*blue cross will pay around half of the expenses!
4 comments:
LOL jacob
No Thanks!
Oh, Jacob...first of all, if you are going to ride a scooter, I would suggest you get one that doesn't let dumb people ride it...hahaha!
that was funny
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